Green Ball Flyers

Where the f*ck have GBF gone?

Posted on: May 3, 2011 12:45 by the awkward one

Afternoon all

We’ve been a bit quiet this last few months but wanted y’all to know we’re not dead. Matt died inside for a bit but he’s much happier now – ask him, he’s on Facebook.

Anyway, we went a bit quiet cos Mark got busy at work (someone has to make the tea and ass kiss clients), Matt got busy at work too got lazy as all apprentices do (ask his boss, Sam), Deano got sacked then reinstated cos we couldn’t be arsed looking around for another guitarist missed him so much and Byson had a personality transplant and works much harder now; happily playing songs three times before having a little cry about how much his legs hurt or his tits are sore hat is heavy.

But, we are around and practicing and we’re playing at least one gig this year, the fantastic WestonPhest; this is where we’ll be unveiling our greatest, finest and most influential addition to the band ever, my new plectrum Mr. Meggy From The UK. He plays keyboards, eats classy shit and screws everything that moves – a perfect addition to our otherwise middle of the road outfit.

So… keep your eyes peeled, we’re about and messing about with some shit now n then…..