I was born in Doncaster to a family of wild dogs and was brought up drumming for food in the wilderness of Balby.  In 1994 I moved to The Isle of Egg to perfect my drumming technique and re-emerged as a warrior princess in 2003 just in time for my hair to leave me.

I cite my influences as people like the Spiin Doctors and would like to thank my parents for educating me in the ways of the beat and showing that the path to enlightenment is often a hard, long road but ultimately a road worth walking down or even sometimes getting a taxi. I'm all for saving time. Not keeping time, saving time. 

So that's me, I hope you feel more enlightened and like you know me a little bit more by now, if you don't then send me a questionnaire to Nic The Drummer @ England dot comedy.